Hi, there!
-Welcome to L’Musculaire! I’m Qrestof, your waiter for today.
What’s the specialty?
-Most people love the beef here. We serve the best meat this side of Huminia
Hi, there!
-Welcome to L’Musculaire! I’m Qrestof, your waiter for today.
What’s the specialty?
-Most people love the beef here. We serve the best meat this side of Huminia
Monthly Manful: The Lifeguard by Humplex
Woah, Daddy!
-Bahahaha! The name’s Xerude. Ya got a name for that pretty face?
I’m not a really good swimmer…
-Tell ya what, come by my place later and I’ll give you some swimmin’ tips.
Monthly Manful: The Army Officer by Humplex
Good day!
-Good day, I’m Officer Qhuzo. I didn’t know they let civilians into the Huminia Military Academy.
You guys sure train a lot.
-Yes, we do. You look like you could use a workout…
Monthly Manful: The Cowboy by Humplex
Howdy!
-Howdy! Y’all ain’t from around here, are ya? My name’s Volhsen!
Mmm, do you like to ride them hard and fast?
-Uhm, we do have the fastest horses, so yeah…
Monthly Manful: The Teacher by Humplex
Wassup, Teach?
-Haha, hey there. You can call me by my first name, Luthan, if you‘d like to.
How long have you been working here?
-I just got in today, actually. I hope we learn a lot of things from each other!
Monthly Manful: The Coach by Humplex
I assume you’re the coach, right?
-Yes, I’m Coach Redd. Follow my rules and you’ll do fine. Assuming you make the cut.
Will you help me with my ball dribbling skills?
-Haha! when I’m through with you, you’ll do more than just dribble balls...
Monthly Manful: The Manager by Humplex
Hello, there!
-Hello and welcome to the Humshop! We have a lot of great things that you’ll like. My name is Keric and I’ll help you with anything you need.
Any sales discounts at the moment?
-Yes, there is! It’s our annual Big Load Off Sale! Discounts up to 70%!
Monthly Manful: The Knight by Humplex
Good morning, Sir Knight!
-Good day, stranger. I am Raythos.
Do you slay monsters and stuff?
-Aye. The Knights of Huminia are known for their bravery and virility.
Monthly Manful: The Beast by Humplex
Hey, who are you?
-I’m Waylen! Nice to meet you!
What do you do here?
-Eat, sleep, climb trees. I dunno, whatever I feel like.
Monthly Manful: The Warlock by Humplex
Er, hello…
-Welcome to my domain. I am Everro.
Do you dance naked during a full moon?
-It’s an old tradition. Although it’s very fun to do. I often do it.